14,000 things to be happy about.

14,000 (the number of things that will make you're day amamzing for the most part)
So I go into my advisor's office and find a book called "14,000 things to be happy about." and I look into it and it's amazing. There are some really weird things in it though. Here are a few of the weird things that are supposedly keys to making you happy:
lame ducks, the uses of a yardstick, overdue books, collecting milk bottles, natural cereal, procrastinating and crinkly nylong swimsuits.
I am not sure who wrote this but some of these things would not make me happy, they would upsest me and get me angry. To give the author credit, the rest of book is wonderful and all the other items make me quite happy.